Mommy: oh, right, because it's dark.
Jack: and remember the plane that comes over the beach?
Mommy: the plane that pulls a message? Yeah, I remember that from last year.
Jack: yeah. Me too.
Jack: the moon is chasing us!
Mommy: Jack, if you close your eyes and rest the trip will go faster
Daddy: [sotto voce] for all of us
Jack: say, "jack, why are you stretching your legs?"
Mommy: why are you stretching out your legs, jack?
Jack: 'cause I have to exercise ... But I'm gonna need more practice.
Annie: aaaaahhhhhh!
Jack: did you see that hot donalds sign?
Jack: (at 5:55:06 AM ) are we almost there?
Mommy & Daddy: Occoquan ... Occoquan ... Occoquan let me rock you, let me rock you Occoquan ...
Jack: [chewing on drawstring] hey mama, look at this ...
Mommy: yeah, please don't do that. It's better not to chew on your pants.
Jack: (at 6:26:13 AM) are we at the beach yet?
Mommy: not yet.
Jack: I waaant to get there!
Mommy: me too.
Mommy: we could come out here to cut down our christmas tree
Daddy: [looks askance]
Mommy: what? It only takes an hour ...
Annie: aaaahhhh!
Jack: cows like to drink milk. But not from a sippy cup!
Jack: (at 7:20:20 AM) are we at the beach yet?
Daddy: not yet. It's going to take a long time.
Jack: I want to be there! I'm just going to go to sleep!
Daddy: good idea.
Paul Simon: these are the days of miracle and wonder and don't cry, baby, don't cry, don't cry.
Jack: this tunnel looks like the tunnel to daycare.
(at 9:07:31 AM) [both children blissfully asleep]
Daddy: [upon seeing a truck full of sani-johns] that's the only job I could do as a truck driver -- hauling port-a-potties.
Jerry Garcia: what a long strange trip it's been.
Jack: [immediately upon waking] (at 9:34:38 AM) are we at the beach yet?
Annie: hhhuuuuhhhh!
Daddy: not yet, bear.
Jack: I said something to the baby, and she's laughin' like this: "ga!"
Jack: daddy, watch me!
Daddy: I can't ... I've got to watch the road.
Jack: You might crash into another car?
Daddy: I'm going to try to avoid that.
Jack: when you see a fire hydrant, say, "poof-yeah"
Jack: poof-yeah!!
Annie: eeeeeeeyoowwwww!
Jack: what's that on your finger?
Mommy: I don't know.
Jack: it's your blackberry
Daddy: yeah, it's permanently attached.
Mommy: poof-yeah!
Mommy: jack, please don't kick daddy's seat
jack: I kicking my box that I put my feet on
Daddy: how 'bout we do no kicking at all?
Annie: eeep
Ringo Starr: As we live a life of ease, every one of us has all we need. Sky blue, and sea green ... sky of blue and sea of green ... And a yellow (and a yellow) submarine.
Jack: (at 10:54:35 AM) are we at the beach yet?
Mommy: we're on the outer banks where the beach is, but we're not to our beach house yet.
Jack: I want to go to the beach. I don't want to go to the beach house.
Jack: This is the deal -- go to the beach, then go to lunch. Now ... Let's GO to the beach!
Jack: mommy, mommy, I saw the beach!
Mommy: cool, buddy!
Jack: but where were the motorcycle and plane?
Daddy: we'll see them tomorrow, buddy.
Annie: ehhhhha!
Bob Dylan: Nobody feels any pain ...
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